That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
no you cant smoke seaweed
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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