I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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