week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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