im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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