i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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