Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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