They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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