You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
