she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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