is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
