I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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