I will die if light touches me.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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