We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
