'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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