I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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