You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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