i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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