Non-Jews are for practice
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
