did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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