if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The air taste purple.
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