While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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