brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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