the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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