You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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