Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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