then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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