i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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