he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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