I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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