so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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