I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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