Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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