C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
