I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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