id be glad to
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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