she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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