It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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