I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize