Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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