Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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