i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
