Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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