It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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