Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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