we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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