Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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