so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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