We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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