STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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