STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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