Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
