4 words: hood of his car
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You made out with two different species that night
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I love you. Go after that dick
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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