I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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