No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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