I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Last time i carry you out of a forest
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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